- I've arrived in Beijing and I'm in my newly signed accommodation with Dani and Anna
- Wudaokou is awesome, lots to do and really cheap.
- Tomorrow we're going to try and clean the flat so that if you step on the floor in bare feet they don't turn black after two steps. Hopefully we will be successful.
Longer blog entry if you are interested!
I've been here for just over 48 hours and we're already moved into a great flat in Wudaokou which we found yesterday morning. Real estate in Beijing is so totally different from the UK equivalent, so fast but also so difficult to tell if you're being conned.
One important difference is that the estate agents here are totally hit and miss, and it's nearly impossible for a fresh faced newly arrived westerner to tell the which is which. They are mostly just graduated students in their early twenties, often not from Beijing who are looking for a temporary post degree job. In the UK you might work in the corner shop or something but here apparently they all move to the city and become estate agents. They sit around on the street in packs of about five with a sandwich board, each looking about as incompetent as the next and waiting to pounce on white people with suitcases.
I can't tell the best stories about how terrible the average one is as we lucked out through finding someone that was recommended to us but some of my classmates have not been so fortunate. Four of my classmates have been hunting for over a week with various ones and had some real nightmare ones. One didn't know how to work the search engine which finds houses so Laurence (my classmate) took over, loads of them didn't have a clue where any of the houses are and some of the ones they've been given as options are genuinely unlivable in. They thought they'd found an ideal place yesterday but when they went in the morning to sign they found out that the owner wouldn't sell to white people, because it would draw attention to the fact that he was short on money and disgrace his family, a classic case of Chinese people not wanting to lose face. Another classmate has been living in what he thought was a seven bedroom flat with Chinese people for a few days now but found out this morning that in fact it was a complete con and he was in a type of hotel which someone had passed off as an apartment to scam him. The other Chinese people had been told to go along with the illusion and now he's been cheated out of five months rent worth of money as well as having to start the hunt all over again. Not good.
Ours seems legitimate though, and the couple that helped us find it were really nice and are taking us out for dinner on Tuesday apparently! They tried to make us pay a completely fictional foreigners tax to register us but as we'd been tipped off about this scam we refused to pay it and after they saw it wasn't going to get them anywhere the man said that he would 'pay it for us'. The flat we're in is really central to all the restaurants bars and clubs, as close as you'd be in Cambridge basically. But as well as that we're on a little side road off which is really Chinese, there's all these old men playing Chinese chess on the street and an outdoor community area with a ping pong table, outdoor gym equipment (never seen this before myself but apparently you can get it in some parts of London?) and a garden type area. We're also next door to what we have speculated could be a nursery ( the building is bright blue with a massive rainbow and flowers painted on it) and a primary school. As I pretty much adore any Asian child I see this is ideal for me (please try to interpret this as maternal and not creepy). The stairway in the apartment block is not at all aesthetically pleasing, in fact it looks like you're about to enter the secret lair of a drug gang or you're in some kind of prison, but the inside more than makes up for it!
Since I arrived I've been either paying a fortune for some things (downpayment of five months rent in cash on our flat for example) or getting it for virtually nothing. A trip anywhere on the Beijing underground costs 20p, which makes me so happy because I have felt cheated out of so much money by my oyster card this summer, and it's virtually impossible to eat out without spending less than five pounds, and most of the time you can stuff yourself spending under two. I've been having 60p bubble tea throughout the day and a text costs 2p, life is so good.
Using Chinese has been fine so far, we're picking up lots of vocabulary such as 'pay as you go' and 'pillowcases' which I've not really had to use before but right now are essential! There have been some communication barriers though, such as when a shop assistant was helping us to find duvet covers and then we asked her to point us in the direction of cups. This would be clear in English but in Chinese they are both called beizi spoken at different pitches that I had completely forgotten. That took some explaining, but I understand her confusion.
My personal favourite was in a market today where we were buying some cleaning products to attack the flat with tomorrow, and we asked the man which one of the various types of cleaning fluid was used to clean things like kitchen surfaces and tables. We explained the washing tables, Anna did a bit of miming and then the man's face cleared, he said 'oh I know what you want' and came back with...a frilly neon green parasol.
Which was not quite what we wanted. I'm still extremely puzzled how we ended up coming across so totally wrong there.
I'll post some photo and stuff when I find the time to upload them, sorry about these text filled entries! If you're still reading at this point in my entry thank you for your dedication! :)